🦸 r/marvelmemes
Avengers, assemble. r/marvelmemes' scenes, from the snap to I love you 3000 - a line on each still.
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I Am Inevitable / I Am Iron Man
The Monday deadline is inevitable. So is you, at 11:52 on Sunday night, three coffees in, attaching the file with eight minutes to spare. The printer flashes "paper jam" with total confidence.
I'm Something of a Scientist Myself
You've watched one video about sourdough. At the dinner party someone mentions hydration and you nod like a baker of thirty years. The GP asks how long you've had the rash.
That's My Secret, Cap
Your manager asks how you stay so calm when the system crashes. You aren't calm. You've been at a steady, low-level panic for years, and nothing can raise it further.
I Understood That Reference
Forty minutes of colleagues talking about crypto. Then somebody mentions a meal deal. You sit up. You have opinions.
Why Is Gamora?
The family chat plans dinner. "Where are we eating?" "Who's coming?" Then your uncle: "Why is dinner?" Nobody replies for three hours. Your toddler asks where Dad is. At work. Why? To earn money.
Avengers, Assemble
Someone posts "free cake in the kitchen" in the office chat. Within ninety seconds, people you've never seen in four years are queuing with plates. You ask the family chat for help moving house.
Dormammu, I've Come to Bargain
You ring the internet provider. You're put on hold. You ring again. And again. On the ninth call they give you the discount just to make it stop. Your child asks for a biscuit. No. They ask again. No.
Fine, I'll Do It Myself
You asked three times for someone to empty the dishwasher. The dishwasher is now empty. You emptied it. Nobody will hear the end of it. The group project has four names on it.
14 Million Futures
You looked at every possible way to get to the airport on time. There's one. It involves leaving now. You're still in the shower. You tried every combination of the leftovers in the fridge.
He's a Friend From Work
The new manager has the whole floor frightened. You worked with them years ago. You wave across the room. Nobody else waves. The football team's biggest defender comes running at you.
I Can Do This All Day
The jar won't open. Tea towel, hot water, the back of a spoon. You're not hungry any more. This is about principle now. The parking machine rejects your coin for the sixth time. You put it back in.
Mr. Stark, I Don't Feel So Good
Your phone says 1%, three turns from the restaurant, and then mid-direction says nothing at all. You are now walking with confidence in an unknown direction.